Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Ahhhhh winter....

Here I am, sitting at work with little to do on my break. Muzak has a wonderful feature so that if for some reason it loses signal it plays the last 3 songs in a loop preventing a stop in music. This of course means that I haven't had signal for the past 3 days, and so I sit here listening to the same 3 songs I have heard non-stop for the past 3 days. It's like the trinity of monotony. Watch out Link, this triforce will own your face.

I was talking to Holly the other day about my bacon fever and we came to the conclusion that if the stars were to line up just right and the were a convergence of bacon, smoking, and World of Warcraft a portal could open up into what we coined "Bacon Heaven". Of course I would have to substitute beer for the smoking part, but what a wonderful place that would be.

Imagine, if you will, a place where a bacon dog can frolic in the smokey pork-tipped azaleas with the bacon blue jays singing a bacony song of joy all while I sit in my fat-back leather recliner sipping a frothy beer and owning fools on World of Warcraft. Could a better version of heaven exist? Well of course all of my friends and family could be there.

Plans have been put in motion to bring all of the elements together and who knows, maybe, just maybe, I will end up in a salty, pork-filled nirvana. The best part about bacon heaven is that everything is good for you! No more worrying about artery clogging, liver killing foodstuffs that don't provide nutritional value. Welcome to Bacon Heaven!

That is all

1 comment:

Lorien said...

Yay! I love that nothing is unhealthy in Bacon Heaven. Smoking has vitamins and bacon is a weight loss tool, and video games are exercise. Oooo...maybe your warcraft avatar's exercise is applied to your physical form and vice versa...very Dorian Gray